Dull Girl

How many explanations do you give yourself for someone’s bad behaviour, before you accept that sometimes there really isn’t any excuse for it? How much is too much? How far is too far? I’m losing sense of the boundaries, of what’s reasonable.

If it’s black eye, a push down the stairs, it’s easier to draw the line, to see where Wrong begins. Other less obvious, more insidious things, it’s harder to say.

I thought I’d do some lists. Factual. No grey areas, nothing to be open to interpretation.

Five crap things I did this weekend:

1. Laundry
2. Nit-combing
3. Trying to catch up with work
4. Tidying up
5. Bickering

Five great things I did this weekend:

1. Sat in the hot tub in the sunshine
2. Bought 2 pairs of shoes
3. Had coffee with a friend
4. Went out for Sunday breakfast
5. Cuddled the girls

Five things I didn’t do this weekend, that I was supposed to:

1. Tidy up paperwork
2. Diet
3. Gym/body pump
4. Writing
5. Design thank you cards for wedding presents (again)

Guess what else I didn’t do this weekend. Oh so many reasons...... Five men I would have sex with right here right now:

1. Sean Bean
2. Clive Owen
3. Andy Garcia
4. David Tennant
5. Johnny Depp

None of these people have actually asked me. Yet. But I’m sure they’re avid readers of my tedious blog . Form an orderly queue, boys.