Holy crap. I have committed the crime of Laughing In The Kitchen.
The sentence for this appears to be a night on the sofa. I'm not sure if that might be a blessing rather than a punishment.
For heaven's sake. The man is a complete nightmare.
Wednesday, 15 December 2010
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Possible responses include:
ReplyDeletea. Leaving leaflets promoting silent retreats around the house.
b. Posting No Laughing signs on the kitchen door and see how ridiculous he thinks they look.
c. When guests come round,telling them (in his presence) that if they want to tell a joke or laugh, would they mind doing it outside with the smokers.
d.If you have the radio on in the kitchen, quickly switching it off when I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue comes on.
e. Crying in the bathroom.
Done E.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, don't make me laugh. I'll get into trouble :-)