Any Questions?

As I've said before, I know everything.

This is fortunate, as I have been asked a number of complicated questions in the last few days.

• Why do you look like you are wearing a life jacket under your clothes?
• When did you start growing a moustache?
• Why don't you make nice dinners like the other mummies?
• What is the best way a Barbie would commit suicide?
• If you do a really hard poo, can you break your bottom?

Any more? Come on.  I'm ready for anything, you little buggers.