Thursday, 18 October 2012

Veni, Vidi, Vendidi


I went to speak at a conference about vending machines today (yes, my life really is that exciting). My very first task in my very first full-time job was to choose and procure an automatic drink machine - however that was quite some time ago so I thought I'd better bone up on more recent developments.

I recalled being fascinated once by a vending machine at a motorway service station in Belgium that sold fries (with mayonnaise, bien sur).  Perhaps there is something more unusual?

Well, well, well. Not only can you buy crabs from a vending machine (yes, that's what's in the weird photo). I discovered you can also purchase from a machine:

  • bread in a can
  • porn videos
  • pet rhinoceros beetles
  • Smart cars
  • 25lb sacks of rice
  • eggs
  • used schoolgirl panties
Yes, you read that right.  (You can insert your own tasteless Jimmy Saville joke here if you like).  Rather a surprise. In Japan, naturally. Pretty useless as a snack, I'd have thought: I bet they taste awful.

Anyway I decided to tweet about this, as a kind of off-the-wall trailer for my conference session.  I have now attracted quite a lot of new followers, not my usual sort. I don't think they'll stay long but it makes me feel popular, even if I know it's for all the wrong reasons. 

Once on my previous blog I put up a post, with picture, about some new red shoes I bought.  I got 5,000 hits in one day. I thought this was because I was coming up on shopping searches, but a kindly social media egg-spurt explained that it's about shoe-fetishists. Nowt so queer as folk, eh?

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