Wednesday, 1 October 2014

God's Own Shortlist


As if we needed more proof that Cameron is completely out of touch with everything and everybody, he said last week that William Hague is the greatest living Yorkshireman. 

This is so ludicrous I couldn't even think about without foaming at the mouth for a fair few days. Then I thought I'd better make a definitive list. Why shouldn't it be me? I'm better at choosing than Camoron. 

So here we go - in no particular order. See if I'm right.

  • Alan Bennett
  • Geoff Boycott
  • David Hockney
  • Michael Palin
  • Margaret Drabble
  • Patrick Stewart
  • Jess Ennis
  • Jarvis Cocker
  • Sean Bean
  • Judi Dench

Sorry about Sean. I know you might dispute it  -  but I can't live without that man and his starring role in the spank bank. 

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